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potato, pea and lemon

A potato, a pea and a lemon were friends. They liked to roll down the side of a hill and race. One day while rolling down, potato noticed that lemon had gotten stuck under a rock, and pea was far ahead still rolling down in high speed. So potato yelled out, “Easy Peasy, Lemon squeezy!”

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